Loading the silly bit… if nothing happens, head back to Coroplay.
Rub him. The meter fills with how far you have dragged rather than how many times you have tapped, so scribbling all over him — which is what a small child does anyway — is exactly the right technique, and hammering one spot is not.
He changes colour as he goes, his scowl turns into screwed-up eyes, and at the top he bursts out laughing.
Stop and he calms back down, which is what keeps it a game rather than a progress bar you can walk away from.
Whack-a-Wobble · Balloon Pop · Don’t Wake the Dragon · Rubber Duck Toss · Bubble Wrap · Deflate the Giant Balloon · Silly Monster Tickle Machine · Infinite Zen Rock Stack · Scratch-Off
Coro — chorus. Everyone gets to play.